Here is the ranking for shitting in a 24 hour period. 
CD = cacophonous defecation, constant dumping, and/or chronic diarrhea.

 1 time:    no ranking
 2 times:  Bronze
 3 times:  Silver
 4 times:  Gold
 5 times:  Platinum
 6 times:  Double platinum
 7 times:  Triple platinum
 8 times:  Quadruple platinum
 9 times:  Titanium
10 times: Diamond
11 times: Double Diamond
12 or more times: CD King