The Fisher-Price Tape Recorder. Recording farts from 1993 to 2009. You can still smell the methane on the mike. Without it, Farts and Burps would not be possible.

FARTS AND BURPS CAST & CREW


Michael Panks

Michael Panks is the co-producer of Farts and Burps. He previously co-produced with William Preston and now co-producing with John Plague and John Terror. Panks started the Farts and Burps saga with William Preston from the very beginning before part 1 which debuted on New Years Day 1993. Panks is very well known for his jolly and mille rancher burps. In the early years (1993-1996) Panks mainly recorded burps while Preston did the farts. Panks also recorded many lydes, jolly ranchers and supersonic mille ranchers (see the Fartionary for definition). After the Farts and Burps hiatus from 1997-2000 and then 2000-2008, Panks started the revival in January 2000 with section 91 thru 94 but ending at part 12 for over the next eight years due to the lack of cast members and the death of David Hedman. Panks and John Terror brought on the revival of Farts and Burps on October 4, 2008 with record shattering results. A full part (13) was created in only four hours and then over the next six weeks he directed and recorded more sections than the amount of sections created in Farts and Burps history. After this revival Panks had to take over William Preston's role of “Fart King” as Preston was in and out of jail at that time before going away for good. Panks, having to record the farts and the burps now really tears shit up up until the present day. Panks record burp is the supersonic mille rancher in Pruny, section 69. His record fart was a 25.4 second crawling shpoople fart in section 238.

William Preston

William Preston was the co-producer of Farts and Burps from the very beginning. He is known for his incredible farts as he has a condition that does not allow him to burp. With all the gas going out the ass he can make many crawling farts and desu. He holds the longest straight fart record of 14.2 seconds called the radio fart in section 196 and the BUH-BEHbeh-BEEH-BEEH fart in section 201. Preston recorded his last section 203 “The death of Emily Panks”. Preston was later caught in the murder of Emily Panks, charged and then sentenced to 15 years in prison including several other felony charges. Preston has a dedicated section to him in 310 “The demise of William Preston” where he is given a tribute with his five best farts. William Preston, the fart king will unfortunately not return to Farts and Burps.

John Plague

John Plague, a co-producer of Farts and Burps is the master of the ghost fart and ghost shitfarts. Plague joined the cast in 1993 and has been an active member ever since. Plague also can master some great banana blasters in Farts and Burps part 25 while in Japan when Plague introduced the new style of recording after the old Fisher Price recorder. John Plague in the early years would open the line with you might remember me from the movie Ghost followed by a ghost fart. Plague now works as a co-producer of Farts and Burps since the 2008 revival.

John Terror

John Terror joined Farts and Burps in 1993 along with the original cast and still a current cast member and co-producer. He is known for his brutal style of farting and terrorizing farts. Terror set a record close to William Preston's record with an 11.7 terrorizing fart in section 218. John Terror can clear out a crowded room within seconds and will continue his terrorizing fart streak in the years to come.

Danny L. Harris

Danny L. Harris is an original cast member and still currently recording with Farts and Burps. He is from Alberta, Canada and has a thick Canadian accent. Harris is known best for his queershit talking and his funny Canadian buddy-guy ramblings.


Erik Kourksssssssssssssssssssss(176+)

Erik Kourks, and original and current cast member best known for his last name adding another S everytime his name was mentioned on the recording. His lengthy last name did not become noticable until around part 18 or 19. He current holds 176 S letters and when introduced on the parts it can take a whole breath and then some to say his whole name. Kourks had his own section in section 169 where he had to take a shit.


Jan Michael Vincent

Jan Michael Vincent joined the cast in Farts and Burps part 4. He is known for his role in the movie Hidden Obsession and will introduce himself that way. He is know for his shitfarts and cowflops which he has entire sections for them. Vincent was to leave the cast after part 15 in 2008 to be a “man of God” but then returned to the cast after several months. JMV still has his shit together and is up for recording more shit.


Frank Buschetti

Frank Buschetti, the shitty-shetty motherfucker will blow you away with his shitty-shetties. Frank joined the cast in part 2 (1993) and did not return until Pruny III (Farts and Burps part 20). Frank became popular with his shitty-shetty farts and got his own sections 202, 228 and 287.


Ethan Tyler

Ethan Tyler joined Farts and Burps part 2 (1993) and has been an extra character filling in for farts in a few sections in the early years. Ethan Tyler rose to fame with Farts and Burps in section 235 with his own section after section 232 “Tard fartsharts” revealed he is a tard. A retard that is! EEEEEEEEEEEETHAN TYYYYYYYLERRRRR!


Hank Shitz

Hank Shitz first auditioned for the part of Jan Michael Vincent's replacement in 1997 during the recording of Farts and Burps part 12. Hank came from his small village in Indonesia and brought to the table many crawling farts and shitfarts. Hank Shitz did not get to fulfill his role until 11 years later when he was called for the revival in part 13. He has replaced the late David Hedman as the new instructor of the crawling fart. Hank is also known for his Indonesian accent and his wekekekekeke laugh.


Saul T. Ballz-Rosenberg

Saul T. Ballz... ROSENBEEERG joined Farts in Burps in part 13 and became the master of the chicken fart. His trademarks are his stereotypical Jew accent and mannerisms in many of the sections. Saul T. has many sections that deal with chicken and chicken broth farts as he eats kosher and cannot master any other types of farts found in the Fartionary. He is called a dirty Jew and is proud of it. Don't dew that, that's terrible!!!


Ben Dover
Benjamin Dover or Ben Dover as he likes to be called joined Farts and Burps for Pruny III aka Farts and Burps part 20 in November 2008. Ben Dover has section 195 where he bends over for his fucking farts. He can let it rip and crawl and is used for small parts and sections.

John Rice-Heddmore (died 1993)
John Rice-Heddmore briefly appears in Farts and Burps part 3 where he is ironically killed by an air compressor full of rice grains when it accidentally shot him in the head in section 14. The rice gun was an old technology prop at the time where it was used to create visual desu fart simulations. This was banned from the cast after his death.


Emily Panks (died 2009)
Emily Panks, sister of Michael Panks was in Farts and Burps part 2 and 3 and did not return until the 2008 revival. She has not had much appearance as she was busy sucking cock all the time. Emily's life was cut short when she choked to death on William Preston's dick and Preston was later sent to prison for her death. Section 203 is dedicated to Emily Panks by William Preston before he is later revealed as the killer.


and last but not least...


David Hedman (died 1998), the original instructor of the crawling fart
David Hedman joined Farts and Burps part 4 for the second recording of part 4. As stated in the history section, David Hedman was given the title “Instructor of the crawling fart” as he taught cast members how to make crawling farts as long as possible. David Hedman really let it rip averaging 5 to 10 crawling farts in one go with upwards of 15 to even 20. David Hedman was tragically killed on December 3, 1998 in the studio when a large microphone boom collapsed and landed on his head doing severe damage. Hedman died hours later in the hospital. He is one of the major reasons for the Farts and Burps hiatus in addition to the lack of cast. Hank Shitz took over David Hedman's status and keeps his honor by dedicating his crawling farts. Hedman is given a tribute in 2008 in section 134 and again in section 200 with a compilation of all his recordings.
R.I.P. David Hedman