Farts and Burps part 1 originated on 1/1/1993 which officially started the Farts and Burps saga of many sequels to come. It was only 4 min 19 seconds long and had the remarkable banana blaster, moncho fart and bee fart resulting in a shitball. Ending off with Rick James bitch! Supafreak!

Farts and Burps part 2 debuted on 1/5/1993 starting with an introduction of the new cast which some would stay to the present. It also began the sections starting with section 1: 1 day to 8 day where everyday alternated from fart to burp. It only totaled 7 minutes.

Farts and Burps part 3 debuted on 1/7/1993 with Section 7 and had Section 11 with subsections A thru E being over 30 minutes long. It also had the story of Miyagi and the AA clan. The entire part was over 50 minutes long which would be around the normal length of the chapters to follow.

Farts and burps part 4 was done over three times as the first was was recorded in the Spring of 1993 and the cassette tape at the time was recorded over by mistake losing several great farts and burps including a high pitched cherry fart which to date remains unprecedented. The second recording of part 4 started in late 1993 going into early '94 and was also a masterpiece by those standards at the time and was destroyed tragically with no back-up.

The third part 4 is the one that is out now having sections 16-19 each being 13-18 minutes each which had some funny shit in it but could not compare to its predecessors. 

Farts and Burps part 5 (Sections 20-30) was recorded in January 1994 kicking off with David Hedman the instructor of the crawling fart. He was introduced in section 11 on part 3 and made a name for himself in this. chapter. It includes the underwater fart and ON and ON shitfart and the loudest shitfart of all time: The steamroller in section 28.

Farts and Burps part 6 (Sections 31-40) was recorded from Fall 1994 - Summer 1995 and brought on supersonic gasbombs and a great mille rancher. Milk and eggfarts a plenty! Featuring Walker Texas Ranger with his fists of fury and Mike Tyson in section 40.

Farts and Burps part 7 (Section 41-54) was recording in Jan-Feb 1994 and had many shitfarts and kerplops. The farts became more desu and burps became more mille and jolly most notable in section 52 & 53. David Hedman recorded many crawling farts in this chapter.

Farts and Burps part 8 (Section 55-68) recorded from April 1994 - July 1995 kicking off with section 55 with the kirshe desu shitfarts including the cheeseball. Jan Michael Vincent lets out a giant shitfart in section 58 and Forrest Gump is interviewed in sections 64-67. 

Farts and Burps part 9 aka Pruny (Section 69-74) recorded in August 1994 and was completed in March 1996. Section 69 has the most notable kirshe farts including the banana blaster split and begeeroooo-bopp fart. UURP EERP supersonic mille ranchers and many shitfarts made Pruny live up to its name.

Farts and Burps part 10 aka Pruny II (Section 75-79) recorded from Jan 1995 to Jan 2000 has section 75 with 3 hip hop songs and features some good crawling farts and William Preston for section 76. This chapter did not have much fart and burp material than the others as most of the staff were unavailable which is why it took so long to complete. Finishing off with some more music in section 79.

Farts and Burps part 11 (Section 80-88) recorded in May 1996 and brought back the good old style of farts and burps. Belching out words or queershit talkin was a hit for section 85 and sections 86, 87 and 88 had some great shitfarts and diarrhea farts.

Farts and Burps part 12 (Section 89-94) recorded in June 1996 - Jan 2000

Kicking off with Desu farts in section 89 farts and burps was back on a roll.

Section 90 had everything being 16 1/2 minutes and went on a 3 year hiatus due to the drop off in cast and the death of David Hedman in 1998.

Section 91 started on 1/8/2000 as Michael Panks single handedly directed and produced the next 4 sections, milles and jolly ranchers were great.

Section 92 had the greatest desu shitfarts ever recorded and was the first section to make it on video in July 2008 as 2008 we went fuckin video!

After completing this chapter the farts and burps franchise went on over a eight year hiatus until October 4, 2oo8 when the great revival brought on the next chapter and many more to come in such short time. More sections were recorded in seven weeks than the entire seven years already recorded.


Farts and Burps part 13 (Section 95-103) was recorded on October 4, 2008 in about 4 hours, the quickest completion of a chapter in farts and burps history. This was mainly because of the great come back of all the cast and the two new characters, Saul T. Ballz (Rosenberg) and Hank Shitz from Indonesia who took over the late David Hedman's title as new instructor of the crawling fart. Section 96 had the greatest best chicken broths and desu chickens. Michael Panks being mainly the burpman returned with an incredicle amount of deadly gas. This chapter also made the century mark for section 100 which brought Farts and Burps into a new and better direction.


Farts and Burps part 14 (Section 103-115) was recorded right after part 13 and was completed in less than a week. Section 106 being most remarkable with Gas City, IN having the roaring rooster and duck with emphysema. This chapter has many new crawling farts and shitfarts. Ending with Decapitated chickens (The Fury by Decapitated with chicken interruptions.


Farts and Burps part 15 (Section 116-130) was recorded 10/10/2008 and was the first chapter to have the real “Bad to the bone” theme song with the introduction. Farts and Burps AT RANDOM!, Saul T. Ballz and Hank Shitz hilarity and some Alan Akbar, Gas station farts. Jan Michael Vincent leaves the cast on a very pruny note as a born again Christian preacher in section 124. The remaining sections get more desu and mille.


Farts and Burps part 16 (Section 131-144) was recorded 10/11/2008 also immediately after part 15. Starting off with some chicken farts and Saul T. Ballz geeass! Ethan Tyler came back with a bang in section 133 and the tribute to David Hedman in section 134 contained all past audio recordings and unreleased crawling farts. Section 137 was a hit with CD aka cacophonous defecation having the best shitfarts of any previous section. Immolation of chicken farts for section 138, supersonic gasbombs and mille ranchers in sections 140-141 and also guess starting Terrence and Philip in section 143 “asses of fire”.


Farts and Burps part 17 (Section 145-157) was recorded on 10/17/2008 staring with Ozzy's paranoid shitfarts in section 145, wizzler tourettes farts for section 146, death by cacophonation for section 147, some bass guitar mixed with farts, shit and everything but shit for 148-149, some sweetleaf farts for section 150 and bacardi 151 farts for section 151. Danny L. Harris and Michael Panks blast up some cacophonous shitfarts in 153 & 154 and some sleeping desu farts in 155. Emily Panks sucks some cock in section 156 and Jan Michael Vincent closes out section 157 with his deadly shitfarts.


Farts and Burps part 18 (Section 158-171) was recorded on 10/25/2008 starting with some queefdeathfarts in section 158 with the sister of Tommy queeffarting while Tommy chops up Jason screaming “DIE!!” Sections 160-165 focus on some metal with farts, headbangers ball and section 165 for fuck GLAM (gay LA metal) bringing back the day to day farts with section 166: 1day to 40 day, backwards burps in section 167, Erik Kourks (s to the 32nd power at this time) had his own shitfart section in 169 for the first time and there were some queershits for 168 & 170, closing out with some great milles and lydes for section 171.


Farts and Burps part 19 (Section 172-185) was recorded on 11/1/2008 and had some Fear Factory songs mixed in with some brutal farts. John Rice-Heddmore blasts out some shitfarts in section 176 as a zombie. We take 180 degree turns on farts for section 180 and have some tourettes shit for 181 & 182. Some shredded wheat and zipper farts in 183 & 184 and The Wire theme focuses on sections 179 and 185.


Farts and Burps part 20 aka Pruny III (Section 186-196) was recorded from 11/15/08 through early Dec. 2008. Bringing back the wildness of the original Pruny this part kicks off with some incredible farts in the beginning and features Charles Bronson in this section 186 & 190. 187 on the mothafuckin fart features Deep Cover with farts on the key notes. William Preston lets his balls hang on the toilet and takes a cacophonous shit in section 188. Section 189... It stinks! Section 190 has Charles Bronson clips from Death Wish 4 and has many fart interruptions. Section 191 has Harry whining and being farted on and also features the new ricochet shitfart at the end of the section. Section 192 blasts in with airfarts, trumpets and cherries and has some really kirshe flatulence. Queershit talkin in section 193 with a lungital discharge.


John Terror terrorizes people with his terrorizing shitfarts in section 194 and Ben Dover bends over for his farts in section 195. And finally section 196 with the miscellaneous combo farts have some of the greatest farts recorded in history most notable the 15 second RADIO FART and crawling B flat fart. Pruny III is probably the best parts ever recorded.


Farts and Burps part 21 (Section 197-200) was recorded in Dec. 2008 and blasts off a Fourth of July celebration in section 197 with firecracker farts. Jan Michael Vincent comes out with his hidden obsession of shitfarts in section 198. Section 199 has the incredible silent night deadly farts topping nearly 10 minutes.
Section 200: The Bicentennial Everything! Clocks in at 45 minutes and 36 seconds being the longest section ever recorded and is the normal time length of most parts. It features the entire cast (dead or alive) and has the great honeycomb bee fart with a tribute to David Hedman. 200B has some Arnold Schwartzenegger and Joe Pesci pranks closing out with a commentary on the cast and history of Farts and Burps.


Farts and Burps part 22 (Section 201-211) was recorded from Dec. 2008 thru Feb. 2009 with Frank Buschetti's shitty shetties in section 202. Section 203 focuses on the death of Emily Panks and the cause of death has not been released until part 23 where it is disclosed that she choked to death while sucking off William Preston who was charged with murder later in this chapter. Section 204 has simultaneous farts and burps and a brief cacophonation in section 205. Section 206 features some shitburps and a deathmetal brutal mille rancher. John Plague comes back with his ghostfarts in 207 and a fruit basket of farts for section 208 and some apples, oranges and bananas for 210. Closing out with some hyper milles in section 211.


Farts and Burps part 23 (Section 212-225) was recorded on 2/7/2009 and was completed 6 months to the day of the revival on another holy Saturday, April 4, 2009. Section 212 has the unwritten story of farts and burps and gives a commentary and discussion of the history of farts and burps from the beginning to the present and gives out all information of the fartionary. Didja fart?! In section 213 and didja burp?! For section 214. Jitterbug shit farts in section 215 dedicated to the great jitterbug shitfart shitsplosion in a Montreal pub restroom. John Terror strikes again in section 218 with some terrorizing farts including the 12 second roaring rooster with some giggles mixed in. Saul T. Ballz comes back with his geeass in section 219 and there are great hilarious farts in section 220: Deadly gas. Many jolly ranchers in section 221 and the 2, 2 & 2 combo for section 222. The last section digitally remastered is section 223 with the DIE-A-RHEA SHITSPLOSIONS!! Section 224: Assburps has some great burps out the anus and section 225 closed out this chapter with kirshes and queershits.


Farts and Burps part 24 (Section 226-240) was recorded on 4/4/2009, the second Holy Saturday being a great coincidence that it was exactly 6 months from the revival. Section 226 blasted off this theme of holy Saturday, holy shit!! and some great supersonic mille ranchers for 227. Frank Buschetti returns for section 228 with his shitty shetties again. Section 229 breaks the sound barrier with the classical GAS and its classical desu farts mixed in with the original song. Saul T. Ballz Rosenberg lays some coupure son chicken farts for section 230. Section 235 had Ethan Tyler's first dedicated section where he is revealed as a tard and does many trumpet farts. Michael Panks really tears shit up in section 237, 238 & 239 with back to back farts including the longest recorded crawling fart (25.4 second shpoople fart which is crawling).


Farts and Burps part 25 (Section 241-253) saw a great advancement in the Farts and Burps history. Section 242 was the last section to be recorded by the Fisher Price tape recorder. Section 243 thru 251 took place in Tokyo and Sapporo, Japan and has since used the iPhone for recording making it much easier to record and not have to manually record onto the computer. John Plague lets loose on his banana blasters and ghost farts. The funniest farts are the stressed elephant shitfart in dat nigga's bathroom (section 248) and the rusty trombone with a brothy finish in section 253.


Farts and Burps part 26 (Section 254 – 269) took place in summer 2009 having John Plague visit New York with Hyram Kirshebaum. This part included I wanna dip my balls in it (section 265) and keepin' it broth in section 268. Also morning cacaphonations and deadly desu farts.


Farts and Burps part 27 (Section 270 – 280) recorded in September 2009 kicked off with xylophone buggery farts, Nile farts in section 271 and the return of Erik Kourksssss^70s (up to 70 S on his name at that time) John Terror terrorizes with his shitfarts and section 277 celebrates no bail for William Preston on his murder charge. Section 279 & 280 finish off with a plethora of lydes and desu farts.


Farts and Burps part 28 (Section 281 – 290) kicks off with Michael Panks birthday on 10/21/09. The best sections to follow are 285: Mechanically separated chickens with crawling chicken farts that are separated into several different chicken farts with the use of a mechanism inserted in the rectum. Section 286 brings on Saul T. Ballz-Rosenberg being the master of the chicken with the most brothy chicken at 0:35 – 0:37. Frank Buschetti returns with his shitty shetties in section 287 with a “don't be scared fart followed by the shitty shetty Bert! Gaseous tornados in 288. Saul T. Ballz-Rosenberg breaks out his old prank material in 289, and finally Hank Shitz blast out some Indonesian wekekekekeke shitfarts in 290.


Farts and Burps part 29 (Section 291 – 299) began recording in the Fall of '09 with section 291: Chicken farts caused by the consumption of CHICKEN! Section 292 had Michael Panks presents around Christmas 2009 with the recording of Harry the cat before his tragic death a month later. He was later recorded in section 294's McDonalds shitfarts after section 293 with dey took er jerbs! A very short section only being 25 seconds. Section 295 thru 298 were recorded in December 2009 with Jan Michael Vincent's triumphant return in 298. Section 299 also began recording in late December 2009 being titled “All out shit!” Production slowed and stopped after the death of Harry on January 31, 2010. Without Michael Panks directing the cast it went until May 1, 2010 when section 299 was finally completed.


PRUNY IV known as Farts and Burps part 30 (Section 300 – 310) began recording on May 4, 2010. Being the 30th part it was decided to have the honor of being another PRUNY. Taking this into consideration there may be a PRUNY V if there will be a Farts and Burps part 40. The introduction brought a new change using the Lemon Song by Led Zeppelin instead of the traditional “Bad to the Bone”. Another incredible thing about this is it started off with a milestone section 300, the tricentennial everything lasting exactly 30 minutes containing many different themes and great farts (A few highlights include the chicken broths with Saul T. Ballz-Rosenberg's most famous quote “I really hope its not shit this toiime” in his dirty Jew voice followed by heavy chicken broth. Sections 302 & 303 break out titled pruny farts and burps. Ethan Tyler blasts dirt from his earthhole in section 306 and section 310 finally gives closure about William Preston (titled the demise of William Preston). This section is delayed until he is sentenced to 15 years in prison for the murder of Emily Panks and several other felonies. He is given a last tribute with his five best farts in history and also stated he will never return to Farts and Burps again.


Farts and Burps part 31 (Section 311 – 321) recorded through the summer of 2010 blasting off with mouth and ass cacophonations in 311. 312 thru 315 included many other cacaphonous farts and pure eggishness. Section 316 & 317 were recorded on the hottest day of the year, July 6, 2010 when it reached 104F or 40C. This resulted in severe swamp ass farts and horrific broths. Section 318 & 319 included death metal farts with songs from Nile and then closes out with “Am I Evil” in section 321.


Farts and Burps part 32 (Section 322 - 332) began recording in August 2010 with I've got gais in 322, massive cowflops for 323 and then continued recording in Italy in section 324's Roman shitfarts. Farts and Burps has now gained internation status with being to Japan the previous year. Section 325 was also recorded throughout Italy titled peti e rutti meaning farts and burps in Italian. Returning to NY again sections 326 & 327 were recorded with fart, burp, repeat! Section 328 brought out many diarrhea farts and liquid-ade on 11/13/10. Section 330 brought on Gaseous Clay AKA Mohammed Fart Lee with his gasbombs. Section 331 titled cowflops brings in many great shitfarts and huge cowflops plopping in the toilet. Section 332 was recorded on New Years Eve 2010 with the countdown farts and burps.

Farts and Burps part 33 (Section 333 - 344) was recorded on 1/1/2011 on the 18th anniversary for Farts and Burps. Having a new intro song in dedication the new new website theme “A little somethin' for your earhole” really worked out well. Section 333 gives a recap of the original beginning of part 1 stating “New Years Day, 1993”, everybody fart now and the farts and burps came in 3's back to back. Section 334 has to be one of the funniest spur of the moment inspired sections of all time. Taken from The Twilight Zone episode “The Obsolete Man” who is found obsolete and sentenced to death by liquid-ade (the title) uses a compilation of the judge giving Mr. Wordsworth the right to be liquidated by Michael Panks. Panks liquidates him to death but had to finish him off later in the section. Section 335 is farts and burps candid camera and has talk about types of broths and Hermann Bingham-English conversations with fart and burp interruptions. Section 336 brings on a collaboration of John Terror and Danny L. Harris with terrorizing farts and queershits which is still production. Section 337 Saul T. Ballz-ROSENBERG! Kosher broths. Section 338 brings back more shitty-shetties by Buschetti. Erik Kourksss(S+181) has many queershits in section 339 and Jan Michael Vincent brings back his hidden obsession of shitfarts in section 340. Section 341 has jolly fuckin ranchers and back to back very JOLLY muthafuckin' ranchaz. Section 342 erupts with death farts such as egg broths and nasty farts that could be fatal, hence DEATH FARTS. Section 343 features Michael Panks pricy gas selling his methane gas for $3.43 per gallon and ends up making premium high octane. Finishing off part 33 with section 344 EEEEEEEEEeeethan Tyler tard farts. Ethan deserves credit for his farts sounding retarded.


Farts and Burps part 34 (Section 345 - ???) began recording on 1/15/2011, only two weeks after part 33 making it the most active production in about two years. Section 345 blasted out some runny shitfarts and cacaphonations. Section 346 is in production currently “Queershit talkin III” with more queershit talkin' (belching out words). Section 347 is also in production with some chicken and fruit farts. Stay tuned for more updates.



Last updated January 18, 2011